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Very Superstitious
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Wut up, and welcome back!
On this episode of Air Candy, we're diving into the world of superstitions. Is it all just nonsense and irrational thinking, or are there any valid reasons that superstitions exist and have endured over time? Listen in to learn more about some of our favorite superstitious beliefs and practices, where they came from, and why we entertain them. We also talk about superstitious behaviors that we have done in the past, and ones that we still do in the present, that may be considered completely illogical or ridiculous. Would you consider yourself to be superstitious at all? If you're quick to answer "no", I'd wager that you are way more superstitious than you think. Listen in to find out!
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Links & channels we discussed:
Stevie Wonder - Superstition
Quiz: How Superstitious Are You?
18 Superstitions from Around the World
60 Common Superstitions from Around the World That People Believe
"Lucky" Rabbit's Foot History: The Strange but True Story
The Reason Why White Lighters Are Bad Luck
Chesapeake Podcast Network
Final Destination Scenarios That Happened in Real Life
AC/DC - Highway to Hell
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I'm your humble host Colleen, and with me, as always, is my lucky Talisman Seth.
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What's up y'all?
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On today's episode, we're getting very superstitious.
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So bust out your lucky rabbit's foot and.
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Rub that thing.
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And with all that out of the.
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Way, let's get into it.
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Little girlfriend.
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What up what up what up?
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All right, back in the seat.
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Back in the booth.
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Another podcast we we in the biz ooze yeah.
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Back in the booth we in the move can you move?
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All right cool.
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So talk about some superstitions, huh?
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Indeed, indeed.
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All right?
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Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam.
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Very superstitious.
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I want to know how superstitious do you think you are.
00:02:00 Seth
Alright, I took a little stupid little bit.
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I know I always gotta throw the dumb ask quizzes.
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Yeah, I know.
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He's damn quizzes all right.
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So I took the little questions and if you guys want to know this awful BuzzFeed, they always had this little crazy little quizzes.
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They probably find their information somehow, and that's how they send you emails.
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But anyway, so after all of the questions I answered, it was like 5, so it's not a lot.
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You're not superstitious at all.
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Oh my God, really.
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You want one.
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I can read it.
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I'm surprised to hear that.
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I'll read what it says you already knew this about yourself, but you just wanted to take this quiz to see if there was anything extra cookie out there lately.
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So Congrats, you don't believe in any of this hocus pocus and you're proud of it.
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That this knows me.
00:02:46 Colleen
It's like it.
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It really knows me.
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Really good, all right, so I know you took the quiz too so alright, so what's your answer?
00:02:50 Colleen
What I did, I did, my results were.
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You're the most superstitious person we know.
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Paranoid bit.
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You're an extremely superstitious person.
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You believe there's no such thing as a coincidence because destiny always has a hand in everything.
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That's why you're always hyper aware of the signals that the universe might be sending you, whether it's in the form of a four leaf Clover or a broken mirror.
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Oh boy.
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I feel like.
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Saying I'm the most superstitious person ever is.
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A little a little much.
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Well, but I.
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Don't think it's that far off, but anyway.
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You always got your.
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Well I would.
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Say that you're.
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Little rocks and ****.
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You got your little rocks and your little talismans and all that ****.
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Thank you.
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And you believe in all this you are.
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Well, you you believe in a lot of stuff too and you get all freaked out.
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And the fact.
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That that thing said that you were not superstitious at all.
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I there's a flaw in this.
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Alright, well we're going to find, well, we're going to source this out because we got some things that we can.
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Somethings wrong.
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Discuss in this.
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Episode here, so I'm looking forward to this.
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Good good idea, good idea.
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I'm going to close this window out 'cause this thing annoys me.
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OK, OK so I want to know like what comes in mind when you just think of superstitions.
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Because maybe we're thinking about different things.
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I don't know.
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I think of a lot of things because just like you said, even though it says I'm not superstitious, I am.
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I believe in certain things, but probably just 'cause it's fun.
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So when you think superstition, I think something in your hand something lucky.
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Or something that you do.
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Or ritual that you do every single time or things that you want to.
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Avoid blah blah blah.
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I mean, it kind of holds all those buckets in my opinion, just depending on the context, right?
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Yeah no, I agree with that.
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And I mean I think a lot of supernatural stuff as well.
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That's why the fact that it said that you were not at all.
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I'm a little surprised you see that's what I'm saying.
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So if you put it in the context of supernatural.
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Yeah, so that's hard.
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Right, I'm hiding in there right?
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But when it comes to some other things, yeah, not so much.
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It just makes you just feel good like you know.
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So for example.
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Let's say that, oh, I have my lucky blah blah blah.
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I've watched so much football and lost and my team has lost so many times.
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Right?
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Huh, I know I.
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I know that **** don't work, but it's great when it does.
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That's the best example.
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I can really give you.
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That's funny, I used to think that like every time I watched, that's when my team would lose.
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So I would just stop watching the game and then they.
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Right exactly exactly so, it just depends on what it is.
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So according to that survey, I'm not superstitious because it put it in.
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A different context.
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OK, well then I would say that both of us are in the.
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But actually
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Middle of the road, then let's.
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Yeah yeah, I'm OK with that.
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Just go that let's.
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Go that route all right.
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I'm OK with that.
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Well, let's move on to the.
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Alright, so.
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Next bit here, let's talk about some actual definitions of what it is.
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All right, well, this is where I shine, yes.
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Your shining star.
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If I do anything right in this podcast, it's the one thing I know how to read the damn definitions.
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All right guys.
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So you guys don't have to look this up.
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This is the Merriam-webster definition of superstition.
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It's the best one that I found.
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There's a lot of other sources out there, but this is the one that I think hits all the marks.
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OK.
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A brief, did I say the one thing I can do right and I got I get it.
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Oh my God all right, all right guys, thanks for listening to this podcast.
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We're pretty much done here. TuneIn for confession corner, just start out here. All right. So definition of superstition from Merriam Webster.
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A belief or practice resulting from ignorance.
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Fear of the unknown, trust in magic or chance, or a false conception of causation, OK?
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I like that I like that.
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That sums it up.
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I read the other ones.
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Of and I was like, yeah, this one is the best one because this hits the stuff that we were talking about, right?
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The stuff that trusted magic or chance.
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OK, I don't believe in magic, but I believe in chance you know or or false conception of causation.
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Meaning that OK, I wear my Joe Flacco jersey.
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Every game, knowing that he's gonna kick it, but then he still misses.
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You know I'm saying so.
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Right, right?
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Right?
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Same thing.
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Well, adding on to what you say what you are saying is I think that it's also and this is coming from another source.
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It's commonly applied to beliefs and practices surrounding luck, amulets, astrology, fortune, telling spirits, and certain paranormal entities, particularly the belief that future events can be foretold by specific.
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An apparently unrelated prior event.
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OK.
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So I think between both of those it really does encompass the whole thing, yeah?
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And that's from Wikipedia.
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Right?
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And the most reliable.
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Yeah, they're very reliable, but that actually sums it up pretty good too, because some of the other ones I saw were kind of wacked.
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Right?
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So Yep, these are perfect and this will go into a lot of the stuff that we're.
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Talking about today so.
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Yeah, yeah, 'cause some people actually consider superstitious stuff to be magical thinking.
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So with the whole thing that we just kind of went over with magic.
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I mean I don't know, it's interesting.
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Do you believe in magic?
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Every time I think about it.
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Never believe it's not so it's magic.
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I can't think of anything funny.
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You know?
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I can't think maybe there Magic song.
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I'm sure there's a.
00:08:05 Seth
Million back to the superstitions alright, so why do people have these superstitions?
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In your opinion, I want you to kind of lead this one because I think that you get cerebral when it comes to some of this stuff.
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I know this is kind of your thing.
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I did.
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You're our resident witch, so let's start with this so.
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I think that it's people wanting more control or certainty.
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That's the driving force behind most superstitious practices or beliefs, because we tend to look for some kind of rule or an explanation of why things are happening to us.
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And when we see patterns or signs that confirm.
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A belief that we're carrying that's that kind of just brings it all together.
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You know.
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I mean like if we have a belief, superstitious belief and then we see something a sign or something happens and that just confirms it.
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OK.
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Or that just like backs up our belief system, then that just kind of.
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Runs that superstition even further into our psyche and makes us like it roots it in deeper meanings.
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Sense, yeah it does.
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This kind of reminds you of something that's completely off topic.
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I'm not going to get into it, but when I think it's like when you have the conspiracy theorists, it's not superstition.
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So people that believe in some kind of conspiracy and it's like they get one little tiny grain of truth and all of a sudden, that's the whole truth.
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No, I know exactly.
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Where you're going with this, yes.
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But anyway, that's what.
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Kind of reminds me of this.
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Exactly, exactly?
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No, that's that's a great point, yeah, and you know, there's just.
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You got to think all these other things like placebo effect, nocebo effect, right?
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So if they?
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OK.
00:09:32 Colleen
There's if you think placebo effect.
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It's a positive thing.
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So if you think something will help you, it might just do that.
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And if.
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It's you think something will harm you.
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It might just do that.
00:09:43 Colleen
So there's a tremendous amount of power in the things that we believe.
00:09:47 Colleen
So if you believe that carrying around that rock is going to help you.
00:09:53 Colleen
Then it might because we believe we we have these these thoughts that give us positive thinking, right?
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But if you like lose the rock and you're like oh, shoot.
00:09:59 Seth
OK.
00:10:02 Colleen
And then you just have this horrible, no good, very bad day.
00:10:05 Colleen
Then you're going to blame.
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It on the rock.
00:10:07 Colleen
OK, makes sense.
00:10:09 Seth
Yeah, yeah it does.
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I never heard of this term, the nocebo effect.
00:10:12 Colleen
Yeah, yeah.
00:10:13 Seth
So that's the adverse of the.
00:10:16 Colleen
No, yes, right?
00:10:17 Seth
It's the inverse.
00:10:19 Colleen
So in for I'll just tell you real quick in medicine with a nocebo effect.
00:10:22 Colleen
It's when like a doctor would say you have two months to live and then that person actually does deteriorate faster.
00:10:29 Colleen
So it's the whole negative thinking like when someone tells you something negative and you believe that negative.
00:10:37 Colleen
There's a tendency to have a negative outcome, and again, This is why I'm saying there's a tremendous amount of power.
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In belief.
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In our thinking, right?
00:10:46 Seth
Right, right, right OK.
00:10:47 Colleen
Yeah, yeah, so there's other.
00:10:48 Seth
What's another one?
00:10:49 Colleen
OK, so false calls bias.
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That's when two events occur in succession.
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So and we think that like one event causes the other, so you're walking down the.
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Street a black cat crosses you and then you trip and fall.
00:11:05 Colleen
Did the black cat actually cause it or was it just that you're distracted?
00:11:06 Seth
OK.
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Or I mean like.
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So we we have these things again, it's all like this need for explanation, right?
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Like why did I follow?
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I saw the black cat.
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It's gotta be that.
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So that's that's like a false cause bias.
00:11:21 Seth
I'm thinking of all these things that are completely unrelated to this damn ****.
00:11:25 Seth
I'm thinking like OK false cause bias would be like.
00:11:25 Colleen
OK.
00:11:30 Seth
Yeah, this can go into a lot of things.
00:11:33 Seth
I know we're going through the superstitions, but you know how people have that saying everything happens for a reason.
00:11:39 Seth
That's nothing to do with superstition, it's just it's the OK.
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Well, this happens.
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Well, this probably happened because of X.
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You know what I'm saying?
00:11:48 Colleen
Yeah, well no, that goes back to the need for explanation, right?
00:11:51 Seth
Yeah yeah, yeah.
00:11:51 Colleen
And when we because we as humans, we have to make everything make sense.
00:11:57 Colleen
So no matter what it is we.
00:11:58 Colleen
Just I, I mean not, maybe not.
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All of us, but the majority of us.
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Need to have some kind of understanding as to why things are happening.
00:12:06 Colleen
Whether it be good or bad so.
00:12:08 Seth
Yeah, see this fill in the gaps your your mind is fills in the gaps.
00:12:10 Colleen
Exactly exactly exactly.
00:12:12 Colleen
So if something bad happens, so here's another example.
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Say, say you're going to work and you're walking, and you pass someone who's like asking for money and you just ignore them or you blow them off and they are just like, well, screw you.
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You know what I mean and then you have a horrible day.
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Right?
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Something bad happens.
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You you go home and.
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You're like, why did this happen?
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To me it must have been because I didn't give that guy a dollar.
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You know what I mean?
00:12:37 Seth
OK.
00:12:38 Colleen
So then the next.
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Day you you try.
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To go back and reverse the.
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Curse, so to speak.
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You know, I mean, so there's always like.
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This need to explain in in A and whatever, but that also ties into that need for control, because when we have some semblance.
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Of control it just is.
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Relates directly to.
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Do we feel powerful or powerless in in the things that we do and when we have some semblance of control, it just makes us feel a little bit better, even though we're never in full control ever of anything.
00:12:58 Seth
OK.
00:13:03 Seth
OK.
00:13:06 Seth
So using that example that you used, right, we're just like OK, I had a terrible day.
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Probably I didn't get this bum money.
00:13:14 Seth
If people put those in a different context.
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In your opinion, is this beneficial?
00:13:20 Seth
Is a lot of stuff like irrational?
00:13:23 Seth
I mean can this cause a problem?
00:13:25 Seth
What are your thoughts on that?
00:13:25 Colleen
Yeah, all of it I.
00:13:27 Seth
Well short answer for me is yes.
00:13:28 Colleen
Think all of the above, yes.
00:13:29 Seth
I think it totally can short answer I I just want to know what you think about it.
00:13:32 Colleen
Yeah, I think all of the above, absolutely it can be beneficial.
00:13:36 Colleen
Like I said.
00:13:36 Colleen
Earlier, if you have positive thinking and it does cause positive outcomes because you feel more in control or you feel more calm or whatever, those are beneficial things, right?
00:13:48 Colleen
But if it turns into something that's.
00:13:50 Colleen
Causing anxiety or obsessive compulsive behaviors or things like that then it's going to be problematic, but there is a huge element of irrational thinking in these things too.
00:14:02 Colleen
But I think a lot of these things have become so ingrained into our cultures and into just everything.
00:14:09 Colleen
I mean, we think back to our whole lives.
00:14:11 Colleen
We've been doing random superstitious things forever.
00:14:17 Colleen
So I mean.
00:14:20 Seth
Yeah, totally, I think it can be beneficial even going back to your crazy example about.
00:14:26 Seth
OK, I had a terrible day 'cause I didn't get this bone money.
00:14:28 Seth
But you know what that could be flipping to a good thing like, OK, well this happened bad so you know I'm going to do if I put that good energy out there, that's a lot of people.
00:14:38 Seth
Say right put the good energy out there, then you're going to get something back and I guess that's kind of in it's kind of in a superstitious way.
00:14:44 Seth
I know I'm kind of going.
00:14:44 Seth
Off topic here, but it's all in the same vein though right?
00:14:48 Colleen
No, it absolutely absolutely is.
00:14:48 Seth
It's all in the same.
00:14:50 Colleen
In the same vein.
00:14:51 Colleen
And another thing people do is they they try to use these things to protect their own ego.
00:14:55 Colleen
I think this is really important too.
00:14:57 Colleen
It's really interesting they're using these things to protect their ego because we don't want to anything that happens to us.
00:15:04 Colleen
That's bad.
00:15:05 Colleen
We as people typically don't want to blame.
00:15:07 Colleen
Ourselves for it right?
00:15:08 Colleen
So if something good happens.
00:15:10 Colleen
Oh yeah, we did it I.
00:15:11 Colleen
Did it all myself it.
00:15:12 Colleen
Was me da da da.
00:15:14 Colleen
But if something bad happens, we're like real quick to find something else to place it on.
00:15:18 Colleen
So that's another way that people have adopted various superstitious beliefs to just kind of protect their own ego that makes sense.
00:15:25 Seth
There you go.
00:15:26 Seth
Yeah no it does.
00:15:27 Seth
I mean look it's it's nothing but a false belief.
00:15:30 Seth
Honestly, that's all it really is.
00:15:30 Seth
Right?
00:15:31 Seth
It's just a false belief, you know.
00:15:33 Seth
It is you.
00:15:34 Seth
You put your actions or reactions to certain things into some made-up belief, and sometimes it has physical forms like a Talisman.
00:15:45 Seth
Or if I have my lucky socks or, well, you know you try to make this stuff happen and at the end a it's just a false belief, but a lot of it is fun.
00:15:54 Seth
But some people take it way out of context, you know, and there's.
00:15:59 Seth
A lot of things that this goes back and like so far just like you already said, right?
00:16:03 Seth
So there has to be some kind of roots.
00:16:04 Seth
I mean, you're our resident, which so I I think that there's there's some Pagan.
00:16:09 Seth
There has to be some paganism or something behind here like.
00:16:12 Colleen
Oh yeah, I'm sure.
00:16:13 Colleen
Yeah, I'm sure in some of them, but I.
00:16:14 Colleen
Think that you.
00:16:15 Colleen
And I both originally thought that like all superstitions, had like Pagan roots or whatever.
00:16:22 Colleen
Yeah, and from some of the stuff I've been reading up on, they absolutely don't.
00:16:26 Colleen
There is some true history to a lot of them.
00:16:29 Seth
OK.
00:16:30 Colleen
But that was just kind of interesting because I I think that initially we were just thinking all magic, all Pagan, all witchery and sorcery, you know.
00:16:38 Colleen
But it's it's not.
00:16:40 Seth
Totally, that's what I was thinking too, and that's why I went so quote UN quote off topic when it comes to all this because it's not just about magic and all this, it's all like, OK. Well, it's a lot of other things that are encompassing the whole thing and.
00:16:52 Seth
Of course we were a lot more stupid of.
00:16:56 Seth
Species back in the day.
00:16:57 Seth
So the only thing that you can really think.
00:16:59 Seth
Of is like sorcery sorcery.
00:17:00 Colleen
So sorry.
00:17:01 Colleen
Yeah, exactly exactly exactly.
00:17:04 Seth
Because there's nothing that can really explain it.
00:17:06 Seth
This is way before certain kinds of science was, you know, found let's just say that science has always been there, but it just found out it's like, oh I'm gonna answer for this so you know what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna.
00:17:12 Seth
Right?
00:17:17 Seth
Say it's witchcraft exactly.
00:17:20 Colleen
Exactly, and now we know better these days, so I would say that it's all psyche.
00:17:25 Colleen
You know?
00:17:26 Seth
True true true.
00:17:26 Colleen
That's just what it all comes down to is just a psychological stuff that we carry around with us to explain everything and to help us feel in control.
00:17:35 Colleen
And that's really.
00:17:35 Colleen
It in a nutshell.
00:17:37 Seth
Yeah, well I want to go back.
00:17:39 Seth
Let's let's take a trip.
00:17:39 Colleen
Let's go back picture it.
00:17:40 Colleen
Thank you.
00:17:42 Seth
Picture this.
00:17:43 Seth
So silly.
00:17:46 Seth
Shout out to The Golden Girls man shout out all right so let's go back alright so let's go back.
00:17:47 Colleen
I know.
00:17:51 Seth
To this please.
00:17:51 Seth
'cause that's what we're talking about, right?
00:17:52 Seth
I'm saying that we were a stupid race back then.
00:17:55 Seth
We were.
00:17:56 Seth
Let's go back and see where some of these things that listeners would know and that mean you would also know to like the common stuff chair out there like what was out there and where those actually come from.
00:18:07 Colleen
Something that I think of is when somebody sneezes we always say God bless you and we say it without even thinking right?
00:18:15 Seth
OK OK OK.
00:18:16 Colleen
It's just very.
00:18:18 Colleen
Common practice and we might not even.
00:18:20 Colleen
Think about where did this come from or why do I do this?
00:18:22 Colleen
This is actually a very superstitious practice, right?
00:18:26 Seth
Alright, I want to know this because I don't say that even though I probably have said it over 1000 times in my life.
00:18:35 Seth
I mean, let's just be honest.
00:18:35 Colleen
And what are you talking about?
00:18:36 Seth
And not and don't say it everyday if.
00:18:37 Seth
Someone sneezes, I don't go.
00:18:38 Seth
I don't go blazio blast Shields.
00:18:40 Seth
I think it's ridiculous because if you.
00:18:41 Seth
Have a sneezing fit.
00:18:43 Seth
I'm getting blessed by like 1,000,000.
00:18:46 Colleen
That's good, nothing wrong.
00:18:47 Seth
Bless you bless you.
00:18:48
With that
00:18:48 Seth
OK, so tell us what the hell is.
00:18:50 Colleen
If you had a sneezing fit and sneezed five times, I would count when you were sneezing.
00:18:50 Seth
All this **** come from.
00:18:53 Colleen
Then I would be like bless you five times.
00:18:55 Colleen
I would say that.
00:18:57 Colleen
I know I also say bless if I sneeze and I'm alone, I'm.
00:18:57 Seth
Alright, you're not cool.
00:18:59 Seth
You're not coming over my house.
00:19:01 Colleen
Like ah, bless you.
00:19:02 Colleen
Like I say, I say to myself too.
00:19:04 Colleen
That's what I'm saying.
00:19:04 Colleen
It's just so ingrained into the like the thumb so ingrained into this behavior that we practice so.
00:19:12 Seth
All right, so take us back.
00:19:14 Seth
Where does this come from, please?
00:19:16 Colleen
OK, so.
00:19:16 Seth
'cause I'm I'm laughing here.
00:19:18 Colleen
In most English speaking countries, it's polite to respond to another person.
00:19:23 Colleen
Sneeze by saying God bless you, but other incantations of good luck have been accompanying have been accompanying sneezes across all sorts of different cultures for thousands of years, and they're all.
00:19:24 Seth
OK.
00:19:32 Seth
OK.
00:19:36 Colleen
All really, really like largely tide into the belief that sneezes expel evil spirits.
00:19:42 Seth
OK, I'm listening.
00:19:44 Colleen
So our particular custom of just saying God bless you began in the 6th century AD by explicit order of Pope Gregory the Great. So it was it was made a law.
00:19:55 Colleen
Like you must bless people.
00:19:57 Colleen
When they write, say.
00:19:58 Colleen
Bless you and also at the time when this happened.
00:20:01 Colleen
I know there was a there was a pestilence pestilence at the time.
00:20:05 Colleen
Terrible pestilence and was spreading through Italy, so the first symptom was severe.
00:20:09 Colleen
Chronic sneezing also very quickly followed by death, so that's another reason because again back then nobody knew science germs.
00:20:10 Seth
OK.
00:20:15 Seth
OK.
00:20:18 Colleen
None of that.
00:20:19 Colleen
Nobody knew any of that, so somebody started sneezing and they were tying it.
00:20:23 Colleen
Back to evil.
00:20:23 Colleen
Spirits and then someone dying right after they start sneezing.
00:20:25 Seth
OK.
00:20:27 Colleen
Everybody like.
00:20:28 Colleen
Bless this person blessed this person so.
00:20:32 Seth
Kind of sound.
00:20:33
Bless you.
00:20:33
Right?
00:20:34 Seth
This kind of sounds familiar.
00:20:39 Seth
'cause if I hear sneezing right now I'm like, oh Lord.
00:20:41
I know.
00:20:43
I get real tight.
00:20:45 Colleen
Because it's like.
00:20:45 Seth
That one should.
00:20:48 Colleen
You can see the sports.
00:20:49
Yes, I know it's everywhere.
00:20:52
Look at it.
00:20:53 Colleen
Look at it, look at it.
00:20:54 Colleen
Look at it.
00:20:55 Seth
Oh my God, have you seen someone sneeze where they're standing in front of a sunny window or something and they sneeze and can see all the spores going?
00:20:58 Colleen
I can't.
00:21:02 Seth
Everywhere who.
00:21:03 Colleen
Just like.
00:21:04 Colleen
When they put the pictures of the slow motion sneezing.
00:21:07 Colleen
Oh my God, no, no, thank you.
00:21:08 Seth
Oh man, that's that really makes me anxious.
00:21:14 Colleen
To put it mildly.
00:21:15 Seth
Yeah, exactly.
00:21:15 Colleen
This simply makes me anxious.
00:21:17 Seth
I start throwing holy water.
00:21:20 Seth
I denounce you.
00:21:23 Colleen
Back seat and back.
00:21:25 Seth
Back back mask on mask.
00:21:30 Seth
Slap them with the.
00:21:31 Seth
Mask and shift.
00:21:33 Colleen
Yes, yes.
00:21:34 Seth
OK, so that's where it comes from now.
00:21:36 Seth
Right?
00:21:36 Seth
Are you talking about the the pestilence you're talking about?
00:21:38 Seth
Like the Black Death or does something else that happened back in because people were getting killed all?
00:21:41 Colleen
It doesn't, yeah, I'm not sure exactly which one it was, but something but what I also found that's interesting is that the same Pope at the same time, recommended that if you sneeze when you're alone, it's funny.
00:21:42 Seth
The time back in assignment, yeah.
00:21:54 Colleen
'cause I was.
00:21:54 Colleen
Just saying that if you sneeze when you're alone and no one.
00:21:57 Seth
OK.
00:21:58 Colleen
There to say God bless you.
00:22:00 Colleen
He instructed for you to say yourself a prayer for yourself, saying something.
00:22:04 Colleen
Like God help me.
00:22:10
And that's that's.
00:22:11 Colleen
It that's that's the origins of God.
00:22:13 Colleen
Bless you with sneezing.
00:22:15 Seth
This is the child that sneezes because they are the key.
00:22:22
The key just.
00:22:23 Colleen
Cutting the gems.
00:22:24 Seth
No, alright?
00:22:25 Seth
Well that's actually good because I did not.
00:22:28 Seth
I didn't know all that because we say God bless I'm like OK So what the hell does that mean like God bless.
00:22:32 Colleen
Right, so I'm saying like this stuff is so ingrained in our behaviors in society, right?
00:22:32 Seth
You that yeah, that's.
00:22:33 Seth
My game freaking sense.
00:22:36 Colleen
So it's it's kind of cool to go back and explore some of these to see well.
00:22:41 Colleen
Where does this actually come from?
00:22:43 Seth
Yeah absolutely absolutely well.
00:22:45
Which are that?
00:22:45 Seth
I got one.
00:22:46 Seth
Well I got one that.
00:22:47 Seth
Uh, I think that mean you talked about this already, but it's laughable.
00:22:52 Seth
So we gotta talk about it again, alright?
00:22:53 Colleen
OK, what is it I'm ready.
00:22:57 Seth
The lucky rabbit's foot.
00:23:00 Seth
All right, so we talked about this back in the day, so listeners, if you haven't listened to all of our episodes, go back.
00:23:06 Seth
We talked about this really briefly with the FAD episode alright, and the reason why we talked about this because things that, Yep, the fads and trends.
00:23:11
Fashion trends.
00:23:13 Seth
We talked about that because that was a thing that people did.
00:23:16 Seth
All the time, right?
00:23:16 Colleen
Uh, it was.
00:23:17 Seth
You the Spencer gifts.
00:23:17 Colleen
It was very in FAD in trend for us to carry around.
00:23:21 Seth
Yeah, exactly so I had one.
00:23:22 Colleen
That animal parts.
00:23:24 Seth
Now I'm going to ask you.
00:23:27 Seth
Do you remember what color yours was?
00:23:29 Seth
Was it a?
00:23:29 Seth
Color or was it?
00:23:30 Colleen
I had more than.
00:23:31 Colleen
One at different times I had like a hot.
00:23:33 Colleen
Ink green or just random ones that were attached to key chains, and I would hook it to the back of.
00:23:36 Seth
I think mine would.
00:23:39 Colleen
My backpack.
00:23:41 Colleen
And just run around with it.
00:23:41 Seth
I think mine was green.
00:23:43 Seth
I think I had a green one too.
00:23:45 Seth
Stupid right?
00:23:46 Seth
OK, so first of all you have a taxidermy.
00:23:50 Seth
Steve Rabbit's foot, and you're selling that in a retail store.
00:23:50 Colleen
I know.
00:23:53 Colleen
I know.
00:23:56 Colleen
To children's
00:23:57 Seth
The children's it's not like you know. Yeah, grown adults. It probably were because I don't think I was definitely a teenager, but I wasn't in my 20s. But who knows I might have had one just sitting around.
00:24:01 Colleen
Oh yeah.
00:24:06 Seth
So we had this taxidermy nasty as rabbits foot being.
00:24:10 Seth
I'm so sorry for the poor rabbits that had to lose their lives over.
00:24:13 Colleen
I know.
00:24:13 Colleen
These feet just for it, right?
00:24:17 Seth
So a lot of this, though there actually is a little origin when it.
00:24:20 Seth
Comes to.
00:24:20 Seth
This stuff so well back in the 16th century, right?
00:24:21 Colleen
OK, do tell.
00:24:23 Seth
There actually were considered talismans to keep off evil spirits, right?
00:24:29 Seth
So you would think in some religions what's the one Santeria right with having the chicken feed the chicken blood, you rub that over like a door thing that keeps evil spirits out, right?
00:24:40 Seth
I'm quote UN quote. We all heard of that right. Quote UN quote right? So get that one lucky Rabbit's foot with the same thing, so some kind of a Talisman.
00:24:49 Seth
Was involved.
00:24:51 Seth
Regarding keeping evil spirits away, and that's actually tide into Celtic culture.
00:24:56 Seth
Also with African American culture too, when it comes to having some kind of a lucky Talisman that keeps evil things away, now it's it's funny because I used it more of good luck and not keeping evil spirits away.
00:25:10 Colleen
Right, right?
00:25:11 Colleen
That's how we thought about.
00:25:12 Colleen
It, but if you think about it now, it's like one and the same, right?
00:25:16 Seth
Right exactly 'cause good luck might mean that.
00:25:19 Seth
OK, that's good.
00:25:20 Seth
Keeping bad luck or bad spirits away.
00:25:23 Seth
So my fortune would.
00:25:24 Seth
Be better, it all makes sense now.
00:25:28 Seth
'cause I'm an adult and I.
00:25:29 Seth
Look into the.
00:25:29 Seth
History of it, but packing there was like, well, this will happen.
00:25:32 Seth
I'll rub this foot and I legit.
00:25:33 Seth
Used to rub this foot and used to think that thing was.
00:25:37 Seth
You know, good luck.
00:25:38 Seth
Which is ridiculous.
00:25:39 Seth
I don't know why, but.
00:25:41 Colleen
I'll be honest, I was always a little.
00:25:41 Seth
You don't need.
00:25:43 Colleen
Skeeved out by it to if I'm being.
00:25:45 Colleen
'cause just tearing around the dead I didn't.
00:25:48 Colleen
I mean they were given as gifts at random times.
00:25:51 Colleen
You know, as we're kids and birthday presents and just random things and.
00:25:56 Seth
So here goes the question.
00:25:58 Colleen
Just trying to be cool and stay on trend.
00:25:58 Seth
Like you know I can't.
00:26:02 Seth
So 8 year old.
00:26:02 Colleen
As an 8 year old.
00:26:04 Seth
I probably had that when I was.
00:26:05 Seth
A teenager, that's how.
00:26:06 Seth
Sad I am.
00:26:07 Seth
I'm pretty ******* sad.
00:26:09 Seth
I'm a sad creature, so anyway, so here goes.
00:26:13 Seth
A question that I don't think that we.
00:26:14 Seth
Can answer all.
00:26:15 Seth
Right, and do you really think that that was actually a taxidermied foot?
00:26:15 Colleen
OK.
00:26:19 Seth
'cause I looked at it closely and it really does look real.
00:26:24 Colleen
I yes, I think that they absolutely were. I mean, if you if you Google 1980s 'cause that was when I mean that was when.
00:26:26 Seth
Then look it up.
00:26:33 Colleen
I was carrying around a foot.
00:26:37 Colleen
If we look into that.
00:26:38 Colleen
I'm pretty sure we'll see that it was an actual legitimate dead animal that we were all carrying around.
00:26:46 Seth
Oh God.
00:26:48 Seth
Who's it?
00:26:48
Right?
00:26:49 Seth
Anyway, so all right, you got one another actually.
00:26:53 Colleen
Yes, I do have another one up I wanted to.
00:26:56 Colleen
Quickly talk about the whole.
00:26:59 Colleen
Superstition revolving around broken mirrors.
00:27:02 Seth
OK, I want to know about that.
00:27:04 Seth
1/2
00:27:04 Colleen
Yeah, it's pretty interesting actually so.
00:27:07 Seth
I have an idea of what it's about, but I'll let you school me so.
00:27:12 Colleen
Basically, back in ancient Greece it was common for people to consult what they called mirror mirror, see or I?
00:27:18 Colleen
Can't say it.
00:27:19 Seth
A mirror's ear.
00:27:20 Colleen
Yes, thank you.
00:27:21 Colleen
OK.
00:27:22 Colleen
Who told their fortunes by analyzing their reflections?
00:27:25 Colleen
So there's a historian that explained in his book that divination was performed by means of water and a looking glass, and it was called.
00:27:35 Colleen
Let me try to say it.
00:27:38 Seth
Oh Lord, just like that.
00:27:41 Colleen
Cattle trohman see cattle.
00:27:45 Colleen
Cattle trohman see.
00:27:46 Seth
OK.
00:27:47 Colleen
So that's what it was called.
00:27:50 Colleen
The mirror was dipped into the water and a sick person was asked to look into the glass, and if his image appeared distorted, he was likely to die.
00:28:00 Colleen
If it was clear he would live.
00:28:03
So that's the.
00:28:03 Seth
What kind of mumbo jumbo is that?
00:28:07
I know.
00:28:07 Seth
He could have a dirty mirror and all of a.
00:28:09 Seth
Sudden you're going to die, basically.
00:28:09 Colleen
I know.
00:28:10 Colleen
There may be.
00:28:11 Colleen
Some oil on it and just.
00:28:11 Seth
Right exactly because people people were probably dirty back then, so I'm thinking like they had grease all over it and.
00:28:12 Colleen
Kind of like sticks, right?
00:28:19 Colleen
Yeah, and then so that.
00:28:19 Seth
That's messed up.
00:28:20 Colleen
There's a caveat.
00:28:21 Colleen
To this right?
00:28:21 Colleen
So in the 1st century.
00:28:22
Right?
00:28:23 Colleen
A D the.
00:28:24 Colleen
Romans added on to this so at that time it was believed that people health changed.
00:28:29 Colleen
Every seven years in a cycle, so a distorted image resulting from broken mirror, therefore, meant seven years of ill health or misfortune rather than outright death.
00:28:32
OK.
00:28:37 Seth
Bad luck.
00:28:41 Seth
Ah, so that's why the seven years of bad luck.
00:28:44 Colleen
Yeah, so originally in Ancient Greece it was.
00:28:45
Comes now.
00:28:45 Seth
OK.
00:28:46 Colleen
Like oh, your?
00:28:47 Colleen
Image is distorted.
00:28:48 Colleen
You're gonna die and then later.
00:28:50 Colleen
The Romans were like 7 years.
00:28:53 Colleen
They just changed it a little.
00:28:54 Seth
Bit, so if you survive the seven years and they're saying you start over.
00:28:58 Colleen
Yep, Yep with your health or whatever.
00:28:59 Seth
OK.
00:29:00 Colleen
So and in in folklore, breaking a mirror.
00:29:04 Colleen
As we know, is a surefire word.
00:29:06 Colleen
Or fire.
00:29:06 Colleen
Weird, I can't, huh?
00:29:07 Seth
Sure, fire away.
00:29:11 Colleen
A surefire way to doom yourself, and it seems to arise from the belief that mirrors don't just reflect your image, but that they also hold bits of your soul.
00:29:23 Colleen
That's creepy, and that belief is what led people of the olden days to cover their mirrors in a house when someone died.
00:29:23 Seth
I'm fast.
00:29:30 Seth
I can't stand movies that have mirrors and.
00:29:33 Colleen
I know, I know.
00:29:33 Seth
That kicked me out.
00:29:34 Colleen
No, I know.
00:29:35 Colleen
Or when they are covered and then they uncover him.
00:29:37 Colleen
I'm always waiting for.
00:29:38 Colleen
Like crazy.
00:29:38 Seth
Something to be like behind the person or something like that or something looking at you through the mirror, and that's kind of where you're going, right?
00:29:44
Right?
00:29:45 Colleen
Yes, because exactly the reason they covered is because if they thought that if they didn't cover it, their souls would be trapped inside.
00:29:45 Seth
You covered the mirror because.
00:29:53 Colleen
Oh God.
00:29:54 Colleen
So they want to keep it.
00:29:55 Colleen
They want to make sure they don't get trapped.
00:29:57 Colleen
Which kind of makes sense.
00:29:59 Seth
I don't know.
00:30:00 Seth
It makes sense to me.
00:30:01 Colleen
I mean, well.
00:30:02 Seth
If I'm being irrational on myself.
00:30:05 Seth
From irrational mind it makes sense.
00:30:06 Seth
Yes, I mean.
00:30:07 Colleen
I guess if you're saying like the corpse is going to pass a mirror and it might you.
00:30:11 Colleen
Know what I mean?
00:30:12 Colleen
Like I, that's so just so I would think leave it uncovered to let the soul escape.
00:30:16 Colleen
But the old belief is that you cover it to make sure it didn't get trapped.
00:30:20 Colleen
Inside so.
00:30:21 Seth
Well, no, we well.
00:30:23 Seth
The thing is well.
00:30:24 Colleen
But either way, it's creepy as.
00:30:25 Colleen
Hell, if you think about every time you.
00:30:27 Colleen
Look at it.
00:30:28 Colleen
Yes, that goes back to the whole thing with it was a Native Americans believed when you take up.
00:30:32 Colleen
Picture your little bits of your soul.
00:30:34 Colleen
Or same same concept.
00:30:34 Seth
Right exactly so it makes sense, right?
00:30:37 Seth
If we're talking about nonsensical things because some of this stuff is just nonsensical, right?
00:30:41 Seth
But since we're talking about it right, they always not always.
00:30:46 Seth
They have said in the past that mirrors are portals of some sort, so that's why you close it up.
00:30:50 Colleen
Right?
00:30:51 Seth
So if you leave the portal open, then there could be.
00:30:54 Seth
Some of your soul that does get sucked into it.
00:30:56 Seth
So if you're going like if you're going down this road, if you want to get crazy, I'll get crazy, right?
00:31:01 Seth
Which yeah?
00:31:03 Seth
So that's what that is, what could happen?
00:31:07 Seth
If you do that.
00:31:07 Colleen
So I guess then if you think of it that.
00:31:09 Colleen
Way if your soul.
00:31:10 Colleen
's in the mirror and then you break the mirror then that's.
00:31:14 Colleen
Why it's all?
00:31:15 Seth
Your soul is lost forever.
00:31:15 Colleen
Bad luck and bad omens.
00:31:17 Colleen
And yeah, like I.
00:31:19 Colleen
I mean that is a rabbit hole.
00:31:21 Colleen
You can just keep going down and getting more and more freaked out if you ask me.
00:31:23 Seth
Yeah, I'm glad we're doing this podcast during the day.
00:31:25 Colleen
Together, I know.
00:31:25 Seth
I'm already getting scared and ****.
00:31:27 Seth
I'm glad we're together during the day.
00:31:31 Colleen
Yeah, it was night time game over.
00:31:33 Seth
Yeah, I'm like OK we gotta cut this podcast short.
00:31:34
You'd be like hold on, let me go just let.
00:31:36
Me go get my onesie.
00:31:37
Right?
00:31:39 Seth
Honey, my onesie.
00:31:40 Seth
I need my security blanket.
00:31:42 Seth
This is ********.
00:31:45
All right well?
00:31:45 Seth
I learned something there.
00:31:47 Seth
I see I'm already going down crazy town here with you, goodness gracious.
00:31:48 Colleen
Mm-hmm yeah.
00:31:51 Seth
All right, we got any more.
00:31:53 Colleen
Yeah, I mean I want to know like what your thoughts are on just.
00:31:57 Colleen
Overall regular random stuff 'cause I know like a lot of people in sports and in music and in.
00:32:02
OK.
00:32:02 Seth
OK.
00:32:04 Colleen
Hollywood even or.
00:32:05 Colleen
Whatever, like there's just, uh, people do weird.
00:32:07 Colleen
**** all the time.
00:32:09 Seth
OK, so I would definitely say even though I kind of already covered it, but that's me as a as a sports fan, but people in sports absolutely have superstitions or rituals things that they do absolutely, I mean you.
00:32:26 Seth
Get guys that will not not wash their jockstrap.
00:32:31 Seth
Look, you know through the whole season of whatever sport is, it could be, it could be wrestling, anyone, anything that you wear a jock strap with would be football.
00:32:35 Colleen
Oh my God.
00:32:39 Colleen
Can anybody say fungus?
00:32:39 Seth
Whatever wrestling, yeah, fungus amongus.
00:32:42 Colleen
Fungus among us.
00:32:44 Seth
Well, I was not wearing someone else's jockstrap.
00:32:46 Seth
I think you could be all right, I don't know.
00:32:49 Colleen
Yeah, yeah.
00:32:49 Seth
Nasty, but hey, if it gets you wins it gets you win.
00:32:53 Seth
So that's one I can really think of and I'm sure people in baseball.
00:32:56 Seth
Do a lot of that kind of stuff, I'm.
00:32:57 Colleen
I'm sure everybody.
00:32:58 Colleen
Does so people have these rituals and.
00:33:00 Colleen
Stuff and that's.
00:33:00 Colleen
It it's only problematic if they start to believe that if they don't do it.
00:33:05 Colleen
Then they're gonna.
00:33:05 Colleen
I don't know, but yeah.
00:33:06 Seth
Well same thing.
00:33:07 Seth
I used to rub the the turtle head at University of Maryland and you rubbed.
00:33:11 Colleen
You yeah, yeah.
00:33:13 Seth
You know Tostados head before you go win.
00:33:13 Colleen
Not huh?
00:33:16 Seth
Their right people do that.
00:33:17 Seth
Alright, they lose all the time, OK, whatever.
00:33:19
You're right.
00:33:21 Seth
I got another one so I'm gonna talk about my future ex-wife.
00:33:25 Colleen
OK, yeah, I know I.
00:33:27 Colleen
Know who she is.
00:33:28 Seth
If you guys don't know who my future ex-wife is, her name is Kesha.
00:33:37 Seth
Made her dress.
00:33:38 Seth
She's just so hot in a trailer trash kind of way.
00:33:40 Seth
That's why I like her man.
00:33:41 Seth
She's all like trashy, but she's hot trashy.
00:33:42 Seth
I love it so anyway, so one thing that they used to do her her entourage.
00:33:47 Seth
What they used to do is before all of her shows they used to roll around in oil and glitter backstage.
00:33:55 Colleen
I mean, that sounds right on.
00:33:57 Colleen
Right on par with her.
00:33:58 Seth
Oh yeah, exactly 'cause if you see her she always has like glitter on her face.
00:34:01 Seth
I don't know what she's doing now, but back in the day when I was in love with her and I.
00:34:04 Seth
Still kind of am.
00:34:05 Seth
She won't return my calls, but and that's another story so.
00:34:08 Colleen
She's she's.
00:34:10 Colleen
As a restraining order.
00:34:11 Seth
She's still thinking about the relationship, but she's not ready for it yet.
00:34:15 Seth
But anyway, you know they used to do that, and they, I guess they still do it.
00:34:19 Seth
She's still touring.
00:34:20 Seth
She won't answer my calls.
00:34:21 Seth
But so I'm sure that so people do that.
00:34:24 Seth
It's crazy.
00:34:25 Seth
I wouldn't do that.
00:34:26 Seth
I mean, if it was with her, I totally do it, but anybody else?
00:34:30
Yeah, said.
00:34:30 Seth
That's the only one I really got.
00:34:32 Colleen
Well, OK, well it's interesting.
00:34:33 Colleen
You bring up the music stuff 'cause I.
00:34:35 Colleen
Do know of a of.
00:34:37 Colleen
A superstition, superstitious belief in the music biz.
00:34:40 Colleen
It's the curse of the whitelighter, and I'm sure a lot of people have heard this, but there's a saying that those, really.
00:34:45 Seth
I have not.
00:34:47 Seth
No, I don't anything about a whitelighter.
00:34:49 Colleen
It's like bad luck if you have a whitelighter and if you have a whitelighter.
00:34:53 Colleen
At the very least, you could take a Sharpie and like Draw Something that something on it or like, write a word on it or and it's no longer just a white later but having.
00:35:01 Colleen
A white lighter is.
00:35:02
I have
00:35:03 Colleen
Bad luck.
00:35:04 Colleen
I mean, that's just the superstitious belief, but.
00:35:05 Seth
OK.
00:35:07 Seth
OK.
00:35:08 Colleen
There is a saying that those who use a whitelighter are cursed, and it seems farfetched and utterly unrelated to music, but did you know that some famous musicians, such as Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, and Jim Morrison were all found in possession of a whitelighter when they passed?
00:35:28 Colleen
Second, I mean come on dude, come on.
00:35:31 Colleen
Just saying, just saying.
00:35:35 Seth
Dude, this is this goes back to the definition.
00:35:37 Seth
Let's go back there, damn.
00:35:37 Colleen
Exactly, it goes.
00:35:38 Seth
Dirty, you know what I'm saying?
00:35:39 Colleen
Yes, it goes back to again.
00:35:41 Colleen
We have signs and symbols that that when they come true or we we connect it together so later.
00:35:47 Seth
Right?
00:35:48 Colleen
Oh yeah, that's a perfect example.
00:35:50 Seth
Exactly, Wikipedia says it is commonly applied to beliefs and practices surrounding luck amulets the lighter.
00:35:57 Seth
Astrology fortunetelling blah blah blah so OK, so who can really say that they were found with a whitelighter?
00:36:05 Seth
If there is some truth to that, I'm shook.
00:36:08 Seth
I will never use a whitelighter or get him on.
00:36:08 Colleen
Mean that's you can look it.
00:36:10 Colleen
Up look it up.
00:36:11 Seth
Me OK.
00:36:15 Seth
I want to throw away all my damn whitelighters now if I have any.
00:36:18 Colleen
You should just not.
00:36:19 Colleen
Use a white letter.
00:36:21 Seth
Yeah, well, what about the last one break a leg is that.
00:36:25 Colleen
Yeah yeah, yeah I.
00:36:26 Colleen
Mean that's as you know, if anybody is about to like go on stage.
00:36:31 Colleen
You're not supposed to say good luck.
00:36:33 Colleen
You're supposed to say, break a leg.
00:36:34 Colleen
If you say good.
00:36:35 Colleen
Luck, then that's actually bad luck.
00:36:37 Seth
The kind of backwards as stuff as this.
00:36:39 Colleen
That's a superstitious belief.
00:36:43 Seth
All right, so you know this stuff goes.
00:36:46 Seth
I'm glad we went down this trip down memory memory lane because I didn't understand a lot of this stuff.
00:36:52 Seth
The rabbits foot.
00:36:52 Seth
I really didn't get that either and I did it.
00:36:56 Seth
The God bless you.
00:36:57 Seth
I didn't, you know, just like you said, this stuff is so ingrained we just do these things and there's some other things that we can talk.
00:37:02 Seth
About later on in our own lives, which I'm excited to talk about and ask you about too so.
00:37:08 Seth
We'll probably go into that a little more too, and so I'm looking forward to that.
00:37:11 Colleen
Yeah, I.
00:37:12 Colleen
Yes, me too, but real quick.
00:37:14 Colleen
Before we do that, I wanted to tell some of our listeners about superstitions in the world that they may have never ever heard of.
00:37:22 Colleen
OK, OK, I mean this is a big big world and there's a lot of things.
00:37:25 Colleen
We don't know.
00:37:26 Seth
All right, so this one is from Serbia.
00:37:28 Seth
All right?
00:37:29 Seth
All right, so if you were asked me to point Serbia out on the map, I couldn't tell you.
00:37:34 Seth
It was somewhere in the Russian Ish area, so anyway.
00:37:38 Seth
Spilling water behind someone, so that's a superstition right here goes nothing.
00:37:42 Seth
OK.
00:37:45 Seth
Water in Serbian beliefs.
00:37:48 Seth
Let's just say it's supposed to be fluid, so a good little thing to do is if someone is going for a job interview or going on a trip or something, you throw water behind them.
00:37:57 Seth
And that's supposed to be good luck.
00:37:59 Seth
OK, I would think someone spilled a drink behind me.
00:38:01 Seth
If it was me.
00:38:02 Seth
But anyway, so you would, yeah.
00:38:04 Seth
So supposed to represent fluidity, and I think we've all heard that right?
00:38:07 Seth
If you look at other, you know types of cultures out there.
00:38:11 Seth
Water is fluid and blah blah.
00:38:13 Seth
I'm a water sign so I I.
00:38:15 Seth
Know these things already.
00:38:15 Colleen
So am I.
00:38:16 Seth
So yeah, so you do that.
00:38:19 Seth
So someone going on trips say alright, good luck or, you know, have a safe flight and then so they turn.
00:38:24 Seth
Around you just go douche.
00:38:28 Seth
Right probably shouldn't do that in the airport, but anyway, that's actually I may do that.
00:38:33 Seth
I'm a little superstitious.
00:38:34 Seth
Do that alright, so here goes something that if they're doing that in Serbia, this is what we do in the United States, right?
00:38:40
OK.
00:38:40 Seth
One of your homeboys dies, right?
00:38:42 Colleen
You a little.
00:38:42 Seth
You pour some out for your homie, right?
00:38:44 Seth
'cause what are supposed to be fluid water, beer?
00:38:46 Seth
Whatever it's fluid, so that's supposed to be into the atmosphere, right?
00:38:50 Seth
So you poor little you poor little summer out for your homie.
00:38:53 Seth
'cause if they're spirits there they pour it out.
00:38:55 Seth
So I guess there's a little bit of this a little little bit everywhere in different.
00:39:00 Seth
Iterations, so to speak.
00:39:01 Colleen
Yes, exactly, it's cool how it all ties together.
00:39:04 Seth
Yeah, yeah yeah, absolutely absolutely yeah, that's crazy.
00:39:04 Colleen
You asked me.
00:39:07 Seth
So it sounded like kind of ridiculous with the spilling water, but then after I'm talking about, I'm like, huh?
00:39:12 Seth
Yeah, we kind.
00:39:12 Seth
Of do that over here, don't we know roundabout way so?
00:39:15 Seth
Yeah, so I'm.
00:39:16 Colleen
Gonna actually take a link that I found that has weird superstitions from different places in the world and add it to the show notes because.
00:39:23 Seth
OK.
00:39:23 Colleen
I think people will get a kick out of just reading up on some of them.
00:39:26 Seth
Oh yeah, some of these are good, and there's there's a whole bunch.
00:39:29 Seth
Out there, yeah?
00:39:32 Seth
I want to talk about some of the stuff that I actually do.
00:39:35 Seth
Now because.
00:39:36 Colleen
Yeah, I mean I want to hear some stories about you and I through our lives and the things we do.
00:39:41 Colleen
Things we've done, things we've seen people do.
00:39:43 Seth
This is going to be embarrassing.
00:39:45 Seth
This is gonna be embarrassing.
00:39:46 Seth
'cause we're like you got these guys in your 40s.
00:39:49 Seth
You got to still doing this.
00:39:50 Colleen
I mean everybody is.
00:39:51 Colleen
Let's just be real we.
00:39:52 Seth
I know you're right.
00:39:52 Colleen
Do it I.
00:39:53 Colleen
I guarantee that we probably do something superstitious every day without even being like cognizant of it.
00:39:59 Seth
No, you're right.
00:40:00 Seth
I would totally agree to that, and so the more we talk about this.
00:40:04 Seth
I think that some stuff is going to come out and we're going to be like thinking Dang man my whole.
00:40:08 Seth
Life is full.
00:40:09 Seth
Of lower magic.
00:40:09 Colleen
Right, yes, even exactly exactly.
00:40:13 Colleen
It's all magical thing, even if you're like talking to somebody and you know you're like, fingers crossed, that's a superstitious belief.
00:40:19 Colleen
Fingers crossed that just something simple as that.
00:40:22 Seth
You're right.
00:40:23 Colleen
So just think of how ingrained it is into our just daily interactions.
00:40:28 Seth
Knock on wood.
00:40:29 Seth
That's not the one that we decide.
00:40:30 Seth
Not to talk about, but.
00:40:31 Seth
There's there's history, but.
00:40:32 Colleen
I knock on wood all the time.
00:40:34 Seth
I think it's.
00:40:36 Colleen
Well, I mean, there's that.
00:40:37 Colleen
It's a pretty interesting back story for that one, so I'll let everybody look that up on.
00:40:41 Colleen
Their own, but I know.
00:40:41 Seth
Yeah, yeah he doesn't look that one out.
00:40:42 Colleen
I do it, I do it.
00:40:44 Colleen
I'll just be like, why not?
00:40:45 Colleen
On would who.
00:40:47 Colleen
See it out.
00:40:47 Seth
You know what?
00:40:47 Seth
I think.
00:40:47 Seth
It's a you know it's funny but I think people do and they start talking.
00:40:51 Seth
They say knock on wood, they actually knock.
00:40:52 Seth
On their head I.
00:40:54 Colleen
Do that too.
00:40:54 Colleen
There's no table, I just like.
00:40:55 Colleen
Knock on my head.
00:40:56 Colleen
Michael would Boo.
00:40:57 Colleen
Yeah, I've done that a million times.
00:40:59 Colleen
Jesus yeah.
00:41:01 Colleen
There's actually no wood nearby.
00:41:03 Colleen
I'll just knock on my head.
00:41:04 Colleen
But The thing is.
00:41:05 Colleen
It's like it's fully right, but if you.
00:41:06 Seth
Stupid, it's ******* ridiculous.
00:41:07 Colleen
Believe if you believe in this right, not not.
00:41:11 Colleen
I'm just saying if you have this superstitious belief and you have then associated it to being OK to knock on your head in place of actually knocking on wood, then it's OK.
00:41:14 Seth
OK.
00:41:22 Colleen
It doesn't matter if you actually are knocking on wood or not, but that's again, it's just all psychological.
00:41:23 Seth
Great thinkings and then.
00:41:27 Seth
It really is.
00:41:28 Seth
It's like it's psycho Babble.
00:41:31 Seth
It's because you don't get all the people where where you're saying, OK, you know we put in contact, you're saying OK?
00:41:36 Seth
Well, hopefully this happens.
00:41:37 Seth
You know, knock on wood, right?
00:41:39 Seth
And they know finding like wood around.
00:41:41 Seth
So I look in left and right like I can't find a way.
00:41:44 Colleen
Quick now go ahead.
00:41:44 Seth
Look, look this is wood.
00:41:46 Colleen
It just looks stupid.
00:41:50 Seth
All right, so anyway listeners you can look these things up.
00:41:53 Seth
I think they're freaking ridiculous.
00:41:55 Seth
But now I might embarrass myself because signal is the one that I actually do.
00:41:58 Colleen
Yeah, I want to know what you I want to know.
00:42:00 Colleen
Some things that you've done or that you still do.
00:42:02 Seth
I still do this and it's so stupid.
00:42:05 Seth
The whole thing about not splitting the pole.
00:42:08 Colleen
I do it.
00:42:09 Seth
You know it is so stupid.
00:42:11 Seth
And I don't even know why I do that.
00:42:12 Colleen
I do it too.
00:42:13 Seth
I just know it's bad luck, but I don't know any origins.
00:42:15 Seth
I don't know any of this stuff, so I decided to Google it and find out.
00:42:17 Colleen
Yeah, me neither.
00:42:20 Seth
OK, well, since we're talking about this, let's find out why.
00:42:21 Seth
The hell I do it.
00:42:22 Colleen
And you know about real quick deep, but so the reason I do it, I don't know what the origins is, but the reason.
00:42:22 Seth
I don't know.
00:42:27 Colleen
Why I do it?
00:42:28 Colleen
Like if I'm walking it's when you're walking with someone.
00:42:29 Colleen
Yes, maybe people don't know.
00:42:29 Seth
And you're walking with someone, yeah?
00:42:31 Colleen
Right, so maybe people don't know, so it's when we're walking with somebody and there might be a pole, a telephone pole, whatever.
00:42:32 Seth
OK, you're right.
00:42:33 Seth
You're right, you're right.
00:42:37 Seth
It could be anything.
00:42:38 Colleen
Yeah, and you're not supposed to split the poll between the two people, so if you do so with the poll, that's considered bad luck.
00:42:42 Seth
Right?
00:42:46 Colleen
Or it brings like distance between you two or something like that, correct?
00:42:49 Seth
Yeah, and that's what is.
00:42:50 Seth
And I heard that you know, bad things can happen.
00:42:50
That's what I always thought.
00:42:52 Seth
So if you like, split the pole and you're walking down the street.
00:42:54 Seth
And this is.
00:42:55 Seth
How I start?
00:42:56 Colleen
More than a piano will come.
00:42:56 Seth
Thinking out right exactly, you might hit by a car or like something because you're walking outside, but I I still do it inside.
00:42:57 Colleen
Out of this fire.
00:43:03 Seth
It's ridiculous.
00:43:04 Seth
So you know what I do.
00:43:05 Seth
I still do this to this day.
00:43:07 Seth
If I'm walking around something and one person going this way, one person in that way and people probably see me do this and I and the pole gets split, I just.
00:43:13
You you reverse, I do the same thing.
00:43:15 Seth
Turn around and I reverse.
00:43:16 Colleen
Should I do the same thing?
00:43:19 Seth
Oh really, Oh my God, I did.
00:43:19 Colleen
I feel funny, yes, because sometimes I don't want.
00:43:21 Seth
I was like I don't want the pole.
00:43:22 Colleen
To write I.
00:43:23 Colleen
Do it when I don't want to make.
00:43:24 Colleen
A big deal out of.
00:43:25 Colleen
It or be like cuckoo.
00:43:25 Colleen
Burgers with the
00:43:26 Colleen
Pool, so I just quietly reverse and go back.
00:43:30 Colleen
So as not to bring a lot of attention.
00:43:33 Seth
All right so here good OK.
00:43:33 Colleen
But but I also I also say if I if I can't reverse it, I just say the magic.
00:43:41
Peanut butter Jelly
00:43:45 Seth
What, what in the hell is that supposed to be?
00:43:49
I don't know, I don't know.
00:43:49 Seth
Verse C.
00:43:51 Seth
I've never heard of that so I when I looked this up.
00:43:54 Seth
I was like there's a reversal to this, so now I can so, but but the reversal is so ridiculous.
00:44:00 Seth
I think I'd rather just turn around and not split the pole instead of saying peanut butter and Jelly.
00:44:07 Colleen
Well, read me what you found because I'm.
00:44:08 Colleen
Surprised you found something I want to hear this.
00:44:09 Seth
Well, it's it's.
00:44:11 Seth
It's basically the same thing, but it's just.
00:44:13 Seth
Bread and butter.
00:44:16 Seth
Oh, now I get it.
00:44:17 Seth
Now I get it now that we're talking about.
00:44:19 Seth
OK, so this.
00:44:19 Seth
Is the.
00:44:19 Seth
Reason why you actually do it because Peter Brown and Jelly go together and bread and butter.
00:44:20 Colleen
Oh yes, that does make sense.
00:44:23 Colleen
Yes, go to go.
00:44:26
Oh, look at that.
00:44:29 Seth
We learn.
00:44:30
All the lights.
00:44:30 Seth
It's not like oh OK, so now it makes sense, alright?
00:44:30
Are going off on top.
00:44:36 Colleen
Ham burger.
00:44:37
Right?
00:44:41 Seth
Cereal and milk, yeah?
00:44:43 Colleen
Yes, I guess.
00:44:45 Seth
So that's the reason why.
00:44:46 Seth
So that's the most ridiculous.
00:44:47 Colleen
OK.
00:44:48 Seth
It's not by myself.
00:44:49 Seth
OK, so I don't split the poll.
00:44:49 Colleen
You're not, you're not alone.
00:44:51 Seth
I do not split the poll.
00:44:52 Seth
I do a little reversal and I'll just do it and I don't tell the other person I don't want to.
00:44:56 Seth
I don't want to throw my ridiculousness onto somebody else, so if they split the poll, I just walk around it.
00:45:01 Seth
I don't tell them.
00:45:02 Seth
You don't.
00:45:02
Right, you still back.
00:45:02
What's up all?
00:45:03 Seth
Right, go around.
00:45:04 Seth
You come this way come back come back left laughed, laughed your brother last.
00:45:08 Colleen
Although I have done that, I have done that.
00:45:10 Colleen
I've been like.
00:45:10 Colleen
Stop use what I have done that in.
00:45:11 Colleen
The past I have.
00:45:12 Seth
Oh my God.
00:45:12 Colleen
Said stop use with the pole come back.
00:45:14 Colleen
It depends on how comfortable I am with somebody to be honest.
00:45:17 Seth
I've done this **** like less than a week ago.
00:45:19 Seth
That's how we do it in Siam.
00:45:19
OK, see.
00:45:21 Colleen
I'll tell you stuff I still do.
00:45:21
It's the.
00:45:22 Seth
All right, what do we do?
00:45:22 Colleen
I still if I'm.
00:45:23 Colleen
Going if I'm driving and.
00:45:25 Colleen
I go through a yellow.
00:45:26 Colleen
Light I will like kiss my hand and then hit the dash or hit the ceiling as I'm going through it.
00:45:33 Seth
I used to do that.
00:45:34 Seth
I used to do that when I.
00:45:35 Seth
Was my early 20s.
00:45:36 Seth
I don't even know.
00:45:37 Colleen
Where this came?
00:45:37 Colleen
From or what the heck it means, but.
00:45:38 Seth
I mean, we're we're weird people.
00:45:40 Seth
OK, so what's?
00:45:41 Seth
The origin of that.
00:45:42 Seth
Did you find any origin?
00:45:43 Colleen
No, I have no idea.
00:45:43 Seth
Did you?
00:45:44 Colleen
I didn't even look.
00:45:45 Colleen
It up, I have no idea.
00:45:46 Colleen
I'm just thinking like that's one that's something I do.
00:45:48 Seth
Well, it's probably I know exactly what it is.
00:45:52
Do you?
00:45:52 Seth
You're just, you're just thanking the Lord that you're not getting T boned while you're breaking the law.
00:45:58 Seth
That's basically.
00:45:58 Colleen
Basically, OK, fair enough I have.
00:46:01
Here's a.
00:46:01 Colleen
I have actually been T boned in that scenario before, so maybe.
00:46:05 Colleen
That's what but.
00:46:05 Colleen
But this is something that has come.
00:46:08 Colleen
You know, but people been doing this forever.
00:46:10 Colleen
I don't know where it actually started or whatever.
00:46:12 Colleen
We probably saw somebody else doing it and we started doing it.
00:46:14 Seth
Yeah definitely yeah.
00:46:16 Seth
That it's just good luck and you do that.
00:46:18 Seth
You know I should do it over train tracks.
00:46:20 Colleen
Yep Yep, Yep and you know it's funny and you're gonna really make fun of.
00:46:23 Colleen
Me for this because.
00:46:23 Seth
I'm sorry.
00:46:24 Colleen
I'm so aware of germs and whatnot and not touching my face.
00:46:28 Colleen
Whereas back in the day I would literally like put hand to mouth and kiss my hand, I don't do that anymore.
00:46:34 Colleen
I now just like blow kiss in the air and then hit the thing and.
00:46:39 Colleen
And because it's psychological.
00:46:41 Colleen
I have now said that that's OK and that that is that will that'll do that'll do.
00:46:46 Seth
Damn Cova got ******** even changing their superstitions man.
00:46:48 Colleen
Dude, this was this was before COVID.
00:46:50 Colleen
This was before COVID.
00:46:51 Colleen
This is me with my germ stuff way before 'cause I've been dealing with what people are dealing with now for decades.
00:46:57 Seth
Down with the sickness.
00:46:58 Colleen
Yeah, get up, come on, get down with the sickness.
00:47:02 Seth
Alright, so OK, I don't do that anymore.
00:47:05 Seth
That's over.
00:47:05 Seth
Did you know I can't even throw stones here right?
00:47:08 Seth
Because I can't do some 'cause I still do the ridiculous splitting the whole nonsense.
00:47:08 Colleen
You can't.
00:47:12 Colleen
We know what else I used to do all the time.
00:47:12
You know?
00:47:14 Colleen
As a kid, I don't do it anymore because I just kind of just tried to get it out of my mind, but there was a time when I used to be so.
00:47:18 Seth
OK.
00:47:22 Colleen
Concerned about driving past the cemetery that I would hold my breath the whole time.
00:47:28 Seth
I have only done that a handful of times because I heard that and I had no idea what that means.
00:47:33 Seth
Probably is something with the evil spirits that might.
00:47:35 Colleen
Yes, you then breathe them in.
00:47:36 Seth
That are floating around yeah, oh God, that's creepy.
00:47:37 Colleen
Milk, if you hold your breath, you're protected.
00:47:41 Seth
Well, there's some pretty big cemeteries out there, so good luck with that.
00:47:43 Colleen
I know I think I think there was one time where it was, just like very very very long like 2 and I couldn't do it anymore.
00:47:50 Colleen
And at that point I was like.
00:47:52 Colleen
You have a problem.
00:47:53 Colleen
Yeah, you need to address this.
00:47:56 Colleen
And then I did so.
00:47:58 Seth
Yeah, we you know another one I used to do is back in my smoking days and it was a very long time ago.
00:48:04 Seth
You have that lucky he turned over one of the cigarettes in there.
00:48:06 Colleen
Yes, yes.
00:48:08 Seth
Yes, so I should do.
00:48:09 Colleen
Me too way back in the day, Yep.
00:48:09 Seth
That, and you know what's funny.
00:48:11 Seth
I would always save that for the last.
00:48:13 Seth
Right?
00:48:13 Seth
But if it's supposed to be a lucky cigarette, why would you always save that for the last?
00:48:18 Seth
There were a couple of occasions if I wanted.
00:48:20 Seth
Good luck.
00:48:20 Seth
I would smoke it because it supposed to be a lucky cigarette.
00:48:23 Colleen
Right, well also, I think you were supposed to give it to somebody else too.
00:48:23 Seth
I don't know.
00:48:27 Colleen
At times like you passed along to somebody else.
00:48:29 Colleen
That's something I remember too, but.
00:48:30 Seth
I never did that.
00:48:31
You have to.
00:48:31 Colleen
Save it until the end, because if you didn't have it in your pack then it was bad luck, right?
00:48:37 Seth
Well, it now I don't.
00:48:39 Seth
I just said that that was the that was just.
00:48:41 Seth
It's just your lucky cigarette.
00:48:42 Seth
You flip it over and plus it always just get you out when someone wanted wanted a cigarette you say?
00:48:46 Seth
Well, I don't really got.
00:48:47 Seth
Me I'm.
00:48:48 Seth
Down to my lucky dude, I hate that I know even it's.
00:48:48
Right exactly exactly.
00:48:50 Seth
Like, oh, you don't want to touch the lucky?
00:48:51 Seth
Don't **** with the lucky.
00:48:52 Colleen
I know don't like and also I don't know if you did this, but I definitely did this.
00:48:56 Colleen
I would turn the same lucky over the same exact one in every pack like I.
00:48:59 Seth
Mine would be the front one might be the.
00:49:00 Colleen
Knew exactly
00:49:02 Seth
Hunt middle if you look at if you look at.
00:49:03
Mine was the.
00:49:04 Colleen
Back row, the third from the left.
00:49:06 Seth
Oh my God.
00:49:07 Seth
What a weird.
00:49:08 Seth
Weird with weird people, that's.
00:49:09
I don't think.
00:49:10 Seth
Asleep interest.
00:49:10 Colleen
It's just human nature.
00:49:12 Colleen
We just have this weird ****.
00:49:14 Colleen
That we do.
00:49:15 Seth
I think all of us have OCD and some you know.
00:49:17 Seth
This superstition has probably something to deal with OCD.
00:49:19 Seth
At the same time, like a very very mild case of OCD, like a tiny mild case of OCD, I'm gonna flip over this one cigarette in a little it's right.
00:49:20
I know a little bit.
00:49:25 Colleen
Yeah, yeah, I think.
00:49:26 Colleen
You and I might have a mental illness.
00:49:30 Seth
They're definitely mental.
00:49:30
Right?
00:49:32 Seth
Oh man, so.
00:49:32 Colleen
Good, I want to hear it.
00:49:33 Colleen
I want to hear some more.
00:49:35 Seth
I don't know.
00:49:36 Seth
We already took my knock on wood right?
00:49:37 Seth
I got.
00:49:37 Seth
That one I think.
00:49:37 Seth
That was kind of stupid, right?
00:49:38 Colleen
Yeah, well I got one.
00:49:39 Seth
Well, well.
00:49:40 Colleen
Bananas on boats.
00:49:42 Seth
OK then.
00:49:42 Colleen
I only learned about this one.
00:49:44 Colleen
Uhm, like two years ago when when before COVID because I was when I was still out and about and I was actually on a boat with some friends and we'd spend all this time out there and I just.
00:49:56 Colleen
Nonchalantly pull out my banana to eat my banana as my snack.
00:50:02 Colleen
And my friend whose boat it was like.
00:50:05 Colleen
What are you doing?
00:50:07 Colleen
Oh my God.
00:50:08 Colleen
Get that thing and like basic.
00:50:09 Colleen
Really smacked my hand to get my hand in it like this in the water.
00:50:14 Colleen
That's great.
00:50:15 Colleen
Floating floating in the water.
00:50:16 Colleen
I was like what is going on like I had no idea that was.
00:50:19 Colleen
The first
00:50:19 Colleen
Time I'd ever heard of bananas.
00:50:20 Seth
So yes, there.
00:50:21 Colleen
On boats being bad luck.
00:50:23 Seth
Well, I'm a boater and I used to be a sailor too, so I guess that's all boating right?
00:50:27 Seth
So I've been involved with with boats.
00:50:30 Seth
Not a terrible long time.
00:50:31 Seth
Let's just say maybe 10 years, right?
00:50:33
OK.
00:50:34 Seth
And that is something that I I learned when I first got into sailing sail with this guys name is Trevor.
00:50:39 Seth
This is going to be a long story, but anyway, it was one of those things and.
00:50:43 Seth
One and I actually took a banana on there.
00:50:45 Seth
He was like no the same thing like no, no.
00:50:46 Seth
He can't do.
00:50:47 Seth
That and I legit had to throw it in the water.
00:50:49 Seth
I was doing the water I.
00:50:50 Seth
Was like what the hell?
00:50:53 Seth
But that was when I first started boating and all that kind of stuff.
00:50:55 Seth
And then when I started driving my own boats, you know when I was part of the Boat Club and all that.
00:50:59 Seth
Kind of stuff.
00:51:00 Seth
I would never bring bananas on the boat, never.
00:51:02 Colleen
But did you know why?
00:51:03 Colleen
Or did you just kind of be like oh, I heard this so now I'm just going to keep doing this.
00:51:07 Colleen
'cause it's.
00:51:07 Colleen
What people do, they don't bring bans on boats 'cause it's bad luck.
00:51:10 Seth
No, well, since you know I was driving my own boats and all that, I did look it up and there's some quote UN quote facts behind it.
00:51:18 Seth
Well, one of things was back in the day when they were sailing across from other areas from different continents, right?
00:51:25 Seth
And they had.
00:51:26 Seth
Bananas on their bananas and those tropical climates.
00:51:29 Seth
They had poisonous spiders, poisonous insects in general.
00:51:32 Colleen
Right, that makes sense.
00:51:34 Seth
So what would happen is you can get bit by a spider and then you could die.
00:51:37 Seth
So it was bad luck to have bananas on boats because of the history of the things that would be inside the cargo that would have those kind of things.
00:51:46 Seth
So that's the reason why.
00:51:47 Colleen
See and.
00:51:48 Colleen
And I always thought, without knowing any of this, that it was something stupid like someone gonna slip on a banana peel on the deck and.
00:51:55
Fall in the water.
00:51:57 Colleen
Second, you.
00:52:00 Seth
Slept with a boat.
00:52:01 Seth
It should not be in Fernando Field.
00:52:03 Seth
Hit your head on a dam boom or something like that on the hand or something and something like cleat and then like oh now he document you died from head injuries.
00:52:04
Right?
00:52:09 Colleen
Exactly exactly exactly.
00:52:11 Seth
Now that would be crazy.
00:52:13 Colleen
See and that all kind of makes me think of those movies.
00:52:15 Colleen
Final destination, which also freaked me out because if you remember, there's a scene in.
00:52:20 Colleen
There where they're driving and Hwy to Hwy to hell comes on the radio and then.
00:52:22 Seth
Oh, I do.
00:52:25 Colleen
All the the logs come.
00:52:27 Colleen
And then they you know, I'm not going to do all the bad things that happen to them.
00:52:30 Colleen
But I will say that just from that kind of stuff like I end up giving my self, creating my own self superstitions, so if I'm driving and that song.
00:52:38 Seth
Oh my God, here we go.
00:52:40
Comes on.
00:52:41 Colleen
I had to change the channel.
00:52:43 Seth
Oh my God.
00:52:45 Seth
How old are you, woman?
00:52:46 Colleen
I will not listen to.
00:52:46 Seth
Chief how he to help?
00:52:49 Colleen
As much as I.
00:52:50 Colleen
Love ACDC I will not listen to it while I'm.
00:52:53 Seth
In the car well, you know what?
00:52:56 Seth
It's funny you mention that.
00:52:57 Seth
Movie 'cause I just saw.
00:52:58 Seth
The recent one that just came out a few months ago.
00:53:01 Colleen
I have
00:53:02 Seth
Not is it good? It is good. I actually like it because you know some of this stuff which is kind of like comedy, right? Some of it was comedy. It was a scary movie, quote, UN quote. Scary is one of the.
00:53:12 Seth
Things that so watching all these deaths so the final destination did come out not that long ago, and it was actually good.
00:53:19 Seth
And it's crazy because you're right, they would do one thing and then all these.
00:53:23 Seth
Almost impossible.
00:53:25 Seth
Implausible things were just happening like something would.
00:53:26
Yes, yeah.
00:53:28 Seth
Get loose it.
00:53:29 Seth
Would drop and then that would tick something up and take the gas off of something and then you light a cigarette with that white lighter.
00:53:29
Right?
00:53:33 Colleen
Right?
00:53:35
Uh, exactly exactly exactly.
00:53:37 Colleen
And then someone turns around, slips on a banana peel.
00:53:40
Right?
00:53:44 Colleen
And then the two people split the poll.
00:53:46 Seth
Right exactly and that's all.
00:53:49 Seth
Final destination was, so there if you wanna watch it just for nostalgia and to see the deaths because now it's all about the deaths, right?
00:53:56 Seth
You want to see how these people are actually going to die for how ridiculous ways that they're going to die.
00:54:00 Seth
So it's actually fun to watch.
00:54:02 Seth
So look it up, I think.
00:54:03 Seth
It's on the Netflix.
00:54:04 Colleen
OK, good thanks, I definitely.
00:54:06 Colleen
Will 'cause I didn't realize there was a new.
00:54:07 Colleen
One, I'll definitely check that out.
00:54:08 Seth
Well me either I was just looking around.
00:54:09 Seth
I thought I was like wow another found.
00:54:11 Seth
I said when did this come out?
00:54:12 Seth
It was like 20.
00:54:13 Seth
It wasn't it was either.
00:54:14 Seth
Recently or not that old and I was like, oh.
00:54:17 Seth
Oh wow, this they made another one of these things that movies like what?
00:54:21 Seth
15 years old it's gotta be at least.
00:54:24 Colleen
Yeah, I think it's 20 years old.
00:54:24 Seth
Well, maybe 10.
00:54:26 Colleen
No, I think it's older I.
00:54:27 Seth
Anyway, really it doesn't matter, but anyway so.
00:54:28 Colleen
Don't know.
00:54:32 Seth
All right, so that was fun.
00:54:33 Seth
That was fun going down memory lane.
00:54:36 Seth
And also current lane do 'cause I'm.
00:54:38 Seth
Still splitting shoot true.
00:54:38 Colleen
Yeah, right?
00:54:39
Yeah, that's.
00:54:41 Colleen
Who are we kidding?
00:54:45 Seth
I want to go on to one of.
00:54:46 Seth
Our staples now.
00:54:47 Colleen
Oh yes.
00:54:47 Seth
I'm ready, everybody loves these things so we have to do this and any time that we can we have to fill these same we have promised our listeners 'cause you know the only reason why we're doing this podcast is for you who we're doing it for you.
00:54:59 Seth
For you for you.
00:55:03 Seth
So I think it's actually.
00:55:04 Colleen
And part of that.
00:55:05 Colleen
Yes, is going down this Ave.
00:55:09 Seth
Which is confession.
00:55:10 Colleen
Confession corner.
00:55:16 Seth
I can't.
00:55:20 Seth
Alright, so let's go through the disclaimer queue the disclaimer.
00:55:26 Seth
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00:55:29 Seth
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00:55:30 Seth
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00:55:32 Seth
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00:55:36 Seth
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00:55:51 Seth
Alright, now we got that all taken care of.
00:55:53 Seth
Hopefully guys don't get too triggered and if you guys get triggered you put don't listen to somebody.
00:55:57 Seth
Fashions right?
00:55:59 Colleen
But I'm so happy 'cause these things keep rolling in and we're just going to keep sprinkling them in here and there.
00:56:02 Seth
You don't stop.
00:56:05 Seth
They just not stopping.
00:56:06 Colleen
And some some are more risque than others.
00:56:08 Colleen
Some are more like than others.
00:56:10 Colleen
But you know, some of them are cute.
00:56:12 Colleen
I don't care what you got.
00:56:13 Colleen
If you got something, send it to us.
00:56:15 Colleen
We love it.
00:56:15 Seth
Some of these things are, yeah, what do I say that humdinger?
00:56:21
Oh yeah.
00:56:22 Seth
All right?
00:56:22 Colleen
Well, that's a hunting.
00:56:24 Seth
Alright, so I got one.
00:56:26 Seth
I got one and again this is just picked out of our little grab bag.
00:56:28 Seth
We just picked these listeners.
00:56:30 Seth
We just pick ones that we just think would be good.
00:56:33 Seth
We always pick one humdinger and one like friendly one or a fun one just because and funny.
00:56:39 Seth
I mean, they're all funny.
00:56:40 Seth
There's some serious ones, but this one is this one is kind of a humdinger.
00:56:45 Seth
It's kind of hilarious because this kind of hits me close to home too, which is.
00:56:49 Colleen
'cause it's kinda bored.
00:56:51
I'm can't wait.
00:56:51 Colleen
To hear this, go ahead.
00:56:52 Seth
Oh, you know this story, but anyway you don't know this confession, but all right?
00:56:57 Seth
So here goes.
00:56:57 Seth
This one.
00:56:58 Seth
This one is called.
00:57:00 Seth
So embarrassing.
00:57:02 Colleen
OK, I'm ready.
00:57:03 Seth
Are you ready?
00:57:05 Seth
Alright, I just had a really embarrassing moment.
00:57:08 Seth
I was at the gym and I was using the machine where you pushed the weighted board with your feet to exercise your legs.
00:57:14 Colleen
I know, let's see where this is going.
00:57:15 Seth
Oh Jesus, here we go.
00:57:17 Seth
While I was doing it, this really good looking guy came over and asked if he could use the machine next to me, social distancing and all.
00:57:24 Seth
That I said I was fine.
00:57:25 Seth
I said it was fine with me and he smiled at me.
00:57:28 Seth
Then, about a minute later, when I pushed up the weight on my legs, I accidentally let out a huge loud fart.
00:57:34 Colleen
It's God.
00:57:36 Seth
I was so embarrassed.
00:57:38 Seth
I know the guy heard it even though he didn't say anything to bring attention to it.
00:57:42 Seth
It would have been impossible not to hear it and he was wearing headphones.
00:57:47 Seth
The end.
00:57:49 Colleen
And in the gym, and probably like the sound reverberated through.
00:57:52 Colleen
The whole empty gourd.
00:57:53 Seth
Right, especially if you're like one of those, like gold, gyms, or maybe like a planet.
00:57:56 Colleen
Oh geez, yes.
00:57:57 Seth
Fitness has like the high ceilings.
00:58:02 Colleen
Oh man.
00:58:03 Colleen
I feel really.
00:58:05 Colleen
Bad for this chick dude.
00:58:06 Seth
Man OK, well you know what?
00:58:08 Colleen
Chick, you said that you did this.
00:58:11 Seth
I don't want to get into it.
00:58:13 Seth
It's not my game.
00:58:13 Colleen
You said you said I did.
00:58:16 Colleen
You said I knew this story I.
00:58:18 Colleen
Don't know this story.
00:58:18 Seth
I think I told you maybe not it didn't happen to.
00:58:21 Seth
Me, but I was there so.
00:58:23 Colleen
OK.
00:58:23 Seth
So do you want to?
00:58:24 Seth
Go into it I.
00:58:25 Colleen
You can tell me.
00:58:25 Seth
Could alright so.
00:58:27 Colleen
You don't have to.
00:58:27 Colleen
If it's somebody you know you don't call.
00:58:29 Colleen
Him out, they don't say their.
00:58:29 Seth
Name oh I'm gonna call him out.
00:58:31 Seth
His name is Sid Billops.
00:58:34 Seth
I will call him out and say if you're listening to this, you will remember this, so something similar to this happened, right?
00:58:39 Colleen
Oh man.
00:58:41 Seth
To me.
00:58:43 Seth
We're at the gym.
00:58:45 Colleen
Similar he should have had.
00:58:45 Seth
Something something similar, right?
00:58:48 Seth
So me and him are working out, so we're working out and we're just doing like we're doing like abs and stuff, right?
00:58:57 Seth
So you go in the machine where it starts off your twisted in one position and you just you just go like that, right, right so?
00:59:01 Colleen
Uh-huh yeah yeah.
00:59:05 Seth
We're just we're.
00:59:05 Colleen
Left to right.
00:59:06 Seth
Yeah, we're going left or right, we're just.
00:59:08 Seth
Working in right?
00:59:08 Seth
So there's one guy.
00:59:10 Seth
He's in a machine.
00:59:11 Seth
I forgot the machine it could have.
00:59:12 Seth
And like some lay down machine where you're doing a leg lift or something like that, right?
00:59:16 Seth
So this guy is like not that far like I'm talking like, probably under 5 feet away from us, right?
00:59:21 Colleen
OK.
00:59:21 Seth
So we're going, so I go.
00:59:23 Seth
He goes right?
00:59:23 Seth
So he's doing it right and he goes.
00:59:25 Seth
He goes all right, like all right one.
00:59:27 Seth
So we at this this is like our third like round of this probably.
00:59:31 Seth
So we we up in the weight, right?
00:59:32 Seth
So he's like.
00:59:33 Seth
So like count it out, you know we're counting out alright mate wine too.
00:59:44 Seth
And so when he does that, he lets out the fart.
00:59:47 Seth
And then he just stops.
00:59:50 Colleen
Frozen in time.
00:59:51 Seth
He's frozen in time.
00:59:52 Seth
I'm just sitting there looking.
00:59:54
I mean eyes get big.
00:59:57
If I skip it.
00:59:57 Seth
Who doesn't look at each other and he's still like like?
01:00:01 Seth
In the position like.
01:00:02 Seth
He's still like, uh.
01:00:02 Seth
Holding it right with it right and.
01:00:03
Rocking eyes
01:00:05 Seth
Then he just goes back slowly to the regular physician.
01:00:12 Seth
And his ask was like facing right towards the other dudes.
01:00:16 Seth
I was like man just do math and smell this **** but it's like it's so funny.
01:00:19 Colleen
Oh no.
01:00:21 Seth
'cause like count is 5?
01:00:29 Seth
I I don't know what I said.
01:00:31 Seth
I probably felt like man.
01:00:32 Seth
You nasty mom ********.
01:00:33 Colleen
What did you say?
01:00:35 Colleen
You're just as nasty, but someone doesn't like.
01:00:41 Seth
So anyway, so thank you for sending this in listener, because this happens to us all and and you know what the guy probably heard it, but you're probably pretty cute anyway, so it's like, you know, if I just play it off and like it's all cool and all that, maybe I'll get a chance to maybe talk to her some next time.
01:00:58 Seth
And then you know we can just be doing squats and farting together so.
01:01:03 Seth
It might be, it might be a good thing, or he might be like look, I'm not going anywhere near this girl.
01:01:07 Seth
She be lifting too much weight 'cause he's straining, straining herself.
01:01:09 Colleen
Yeah, maybe.
01:01:12 Seth
So yeah, so that was our humdinger that was hilarious, actually.
01:01:16 Seth
So said I love your brother and if you want to curse me later on, go right ahead.
01:01:21 Seth
I want to hear about it.
01:01:23 Seth
Add it in Candy Club for point your card.
01:01:25 Seth
I love it yeah.
01:01:26 Colleen
You can call him out, please.
01:01:28 Seth
Oh, trust me, I've done so many embarrassing things in my life.
01:01:31 Seth
People have stories about me.
01:01:32 Seth
They have a whole podcast about sets of life and how many times he's embarrassed himself in front of people.
01:01:37 Seth
Yeah, whole podcast weekly.
01:01:40 Seth
Yeah exactly.
01:01:42 Seth
Alright so good alright so.
01:01:43 Seth
That's one we have one more to do.
01:01:45 Seth
Do you want to?
01:01:46 Seth
Do this one.
01:01:46 Seth
Sure I will read this one.
01:01:48 Seth
Alright, you see, you always make me do the humdingers you're always so like scared somebody.
01:01:54 Colleen
I'm not scared, I feel like.
01:01:55 Colleen
I mean, who knows what this one?
01:01:56 Seth
You think I narrate better?
01:01:57 Colleen
Who knows what this one may turn out to be?
01:01:59 Seth
Oh yeah, I know.
01:02:00 Seth
Well, you said some pretty messed up ones too, but sometimes I I get the ones that are just like what the hell?
01:02:02 Colleen
Yes, have.
01:02:07 Seth
Well, I think you make me do.
01:02:07 Colleen
I think I think.
01:02:08 Seth
It because you probably get more.
01:02:08 Colleen
I throw you the the ones that have to do with like poops and farts.
01:02:14 Seth
Exactly, you just get too embarrassed you can't read these crazy ones.
01:02:18 Seth
You can't read somebody something.
01:02:18 Colleen
Anything that's good pennies, some like stuff and deal with that.
01:02:22 Seth
I'm not talking about that.
01:02:29 Seth
That is all you bro.
01:02:34 Seth
That sounds like you 100% alright. So so when we got read another one we got a good one.
01:02:40 Colleen
Yes, so this one is called a teenage nightmare.
01:02:44 Seth
A teenage nightmare, a teen teenage nightmare.
01:02:45 Colleen
Nightmare network exactly.
01:02:49 Seth
Don't scare me again, don't don't don't scare me again.
01:02:54 Seth
All right, all right.
01:02:56 Seth
Read it baby.
01:02:57 Colleen
When I was a teenager, I'm pretty sure my dad heard me moaning during sex.
01:03:03 Colleen
So one day my dad told me he was going to be out for about an hour.
01:03:08 Colleen
Me and my boyfriend decided to have sexy time.
01:03:10 Colleen
Whilst he was out.
01:03:12 Colleen
My bedroom was on the top floor of the house furthest away from the front door.
01:03:16 Colleen
We had music playing, probably Jodeci or something cliche like that, so there was no way I would have heard him come in.
01:03:24 Colleen
Anyway, we were doing our thing and we finished and everything.
01:03:28 Colleen
And then I heard moving about downstairs I popped.
01:03:32 Colleen
Up and looked outside my window and my dad's car was back.
01:03:37 Colleen
I started to panic because I had no idea how long he'd been back for look.
01:03:42 Colleen
We were really, really loud.
01:03:44 Colleen
So I knew my dad must have heard something.
01:03:46 Colleen
Because of this, I had to think of another reason as to what those noises were.
01:03:51 Colleen
So I came up with what I thought was a genius plan.
01:03:55 Colleen
We quickly got dressed and I started to pretend to be wailing and crying and mid panic attack after hurting my ankle airquotes hurting my ankle to make it seem like we weren't having loud sex.
01:04:08 Seth
Oh my God.
01:04:09 Colleen
I even went to the extent of bashing my ankle with a metal bottle in order to make it look hurt.
01:04:15 Seth
Oh my God the.
01:04:17 Colleen
Anyway, my dad came up after a while of this show and asked if I was OK.
01:04:24 Colleen
I explained my fake story while still wailing and crying and I think he may have bought it.
01:04:29 Colleen
I definitely put my acting skills to work that afternoon, although as an adult now with children on my own, there's really not much they can get past me so.
01:04:37 Colleen
There's a chance he did know I was faking and just pretended not to know I had been having sex. I'd say it's about 5050.
01:04:45 Colleen
It does still haunt me from time to time and for a long time I couldn't even look him in.
01:04:49 Colleen
The eyes, yeah.
01:04:51 Colleen
What are you?
01:04:51 Colleen
Going to do the end Finn.
01:04:55 Seth
OK, so first.
01:04:57 Colleen
And I I have to say real quick.
01:04:59 Colleen
I'm not going to call anybody out like you, but we do have a mutual friend that has had something similar happen.
01:05:05 Colleen
And that's all I'm going to say, and if this person wants to send a confession in, they can.
01:05:11 Seth
OK.
01:05:12 Seth
OK, I don't mind calling people.
01:05:14 Seth
I mean look, it's just a fart in the gym.
01:05:15 Seth
It happens.
01:05:16 Seth
All the.
01:05:16 Seth
Freaking time yeah, just.
01:05:16
Just, uh, fought in a gym so.
01:05:18 Seth
It happens whatever.
01:05:19 Seth
But yeah, Brad.
01:05:20 Seth
It's whatever.
01:05:21 Seth
I've never been to yoga, but I imagine just probably farts all over that joint.
01:05:25 Colleen
That's true, I have heard.
01:05:26 Colleen
The yes women doing that, Yep.
01:05:28 Seth
Yeah, so it probably comes out of.
01:05:30 Seth
Both areas let's just leave that alone.
01:05:33 Seth
OK, so let's talk about this rider here.
01:05:34
Say also.
01:05:36 Seth
Yeah, so.
01:05:38 Seth
It's actually pretty good you went along with this.
01:05:40 Seth
You actually, as long as you committed you know you went full ****** on it.
01:05:43 Seth
So that's nice.
01:05:44 Seth
Right you went full ******.
01:05:46 Seth
You just you gotta commit to the lie and more than likely he knew what was going on and just said, yeah, that's super awkward, but big up to your dad because look that was in my house first.
01:05:51 Seth
Yeah, that's awkward.
01:05:58 Seth
Well, I can't even say if there's no way that was ever going to happen in my house when I was growing up.
01:06:03 Seth
There's none of this.
01:06:05 Seth
Boyfriend girlfriend coming over.
01:06:05 Colleen
I'll leave you alone.
01:06:07 Seth
Yeah, leave you guys alone and blah blah blah.
01:06:09 Seth
I mean yeah I have.
01:06:10 Seth
I've been in houses where you can be dating someone and then you are upstairs in the room.
01:06:15 Seth
But none of this we're going to hook up while my parents are downstairs.
01:06:18 Seth
I'm not playing that game so big up to your pops man pop.
01:06:22 Seth
This product was like, alright well, I'm just having sex now.
01:06:24 Seth
You know, the guys he.
01:06:25 Seth
He's a nice guy, so you know I let him clap a couple of times.
01:06:28 Seth
Just make sure he don't disrespect her.
01:06:30
Oh God.
01:06:32
That just does the.
01:06:33 Colleen
Whole thing seems pretty awkward, 'cause I can't imagine being the parent and hearing and just being like Oh no, especially a dad for a daughter.
01:06:35 Seth
It sounds awkward.
01:06:40 Colleen
Yeah, I I don't mean I don't.
01:06:41 Colleen
I don't know and I because I don't know.
01:06:43 Colleen
I never had a relationship with a father figure like that, so I don't know.
01:06:46 Colleen
But I can imagine that it would be really awkward and uncomfortable.
01:06:48 Seth
I would be I would be feeling you know if I was a dad, I'd probably just leave.
01:06:53 Seth
I'm like, you know, I'm not hearing this right now.
01:06:57 Seth
I'm not here, I'm gonna go I'm gonna go to the store and buy me a 40 or something and I'll come back.
01:06:58 Colleen
Your mulch.
01:07:01 Seth
Hopefully this shifts over 'cause I can't handle this right now in my life.
01:07:05 Seth
That's how I would be if I or I would say what y'all doing on there.
01:07:08 Seth
What y'all doing on there?
01:07:09 Colleen
Huh, exactly I do.
01:07:12 Seth
Girl come downstairs, put your clothes on brands out there.
01:07:13
Ricky West dances.
01:07:15 Seth
I told you no boys in the house and now I hear all this banging and stuff going on.
01:07:20 Seth
What's going on up there?
01:07:21 Seth
Nothing Daddy, I mean.
01:07:23 Colleen
I feel like.
01:07:24 Colleen
He set her up anyway because he's like.
01:07:26 Colleen
OK daughter, I'll be leaving for one hour so you know what I mean.
01:07:30 Seth
Yeah, right, right right.
01:07:31 Colleen
Like pretty much setting them up to do what they're going to do.
01:07:34 Seth
Well, I can appreciate someone sharing this because, you know, we all had parents or at least people that that we looked up to.
01:07:41 Seth
You know, didn't have to be biological right?
01:07:43 Seth
And you always wanted to not get in trouble, so we've all done these things.
01:07:47 Seth
So this hits home on a lot of different things because you just don't want to get in trouble.
01:07:51 Seth
So you will go through.
01:07:52 Seth
Through lengths and you know it's funny.
01:07:53 Seth
A lot of these confessions that come in that we read are surrounding things like this.
01:07:59 Seth
You go through great lengths just not to get in trouble.
01:08:02 Seth
You know, like the one that you told, or I told I can't remember it was couple season not seasons but episodes ago where the person broke the glass table and.
01:08:12 Seth
And did all this and played at all so they wouldn't get in trouble.
01:08:15 Seth
You know, just crazy stuff like that.
01:08:16 Seth
She just admitted it.
01:08:17 Seth
And it just.
01:08:17 Seth
Is what it.
01:08:18 Seth
Is so anyway, what's up?
01:08:19 Colleen
Yeah, I do have a question for you though.
01:08:21 Colleen
Have you ever heard somebody having sex that you didn't want to?
01:08:25 Colleen
Be hearing having sex.
01:08:27 Seth
Ah, let me think.
01:08:29 Seth
I don't think so really.
01:08:30 Colleen
You're so lucky.
01:08:31 Seth
No, I don't think I've ever 'cause I've always been like damn man he's lucky I'm like I'm over here out here just watching TV and he over there smashing it's messed up.
01:08:43 Colleen
Well, I have definitely heard some things that I really, really, really wish I had not heard.
01:08:44 Seth
I've not been that situation.
01:08:50 Colleen
I've heard a lot of no no macaroni time that I just.
01:08:53 Seth
It is.
01:08:53 Colleen
Cannot erase from.
01:08:55 Colleen
My head and I'm like, oh.
01:08:57 Seth
No, I've been in some.
01:08:58 Seth
We don't need to go there, but I've been in some awkward sex situations and the person not having sex and I'm just like looking, not not looking, listening and like yeah, so it's nothing me.
01:09:10 Seth
It had never been anything like, oh, I don't want to hear this stuff.
01:09:12 Colleen
Now it depends on the person.
01:09:14 Colleen
Is my point?
01:09:15 Colleen
Like there's some people like?
01:09:15 Colleen
Yeah, whatever?
01:09:16 Colleen
They're doing it, but there's certain people.
01:09:18 Colleen
In your life is my point that you don't want to hear things.
01:09:20 Seth
From I mean, let's just call it out like your parents or your grandparents.
01:09:24 Colleen
Yes, certain family members exactly.
01:09:25 Seth
Yeah, certain friends like I don't want it.
01:09:26 Seth
No I would.
01:09:28 Seth
I throw myself out of a window probably.
01:09:31 Seth
Just so I don't have to hear the noise again.
01:09:33 Seth
Exactly no more macaroni salad just tossed myself out the window.
01:09:39 Seth
Oh I left right.
01:09:39
Roll your body.
01:09:40
Through the glass.
01:09:41 Seth
It's like.
01:09:42 Seth
I'll let myself out.
01:09:46 Seth
Don't mind me guys, I'll go ahead and let.
01:09:46
It's good.
01:09:48 Seth
Myself out through.
01:09:54 Seth
All right, so that's a good ending to this one. This is the good ones superstitions. Now I'm going to go out and try to find myself a little lucky rabbit's foot and see if I can find a nice little Talisman. I might mail you one too, baby.
01:09:56 Seth
Yes, yes.
01:10:05 Colleen
OK, OK, and we can always go to Crystal Fox and find lots of.
01:10:05 Seth
You know just to you know it's.
01:10:09 Colleen
Talismans to choose from.
01:10:09 Seth
Yeah, I'm sort of planning in there.
01:10:12 Colleen
And when we open up our.
01:10:13 Colleen
Hip hop apothecary.
01:10:14 Colleen
We'll have a little area.
01:10:16 Colleen
I know shellman.
01:10:19 Seth
That's awesome alright.
01:10:21 Seth
So you got any.
01:10:22 Seth
Shout outs well.
01:10:23 Seth
I was gonna ask you, oh OK yeah sure me first alright.
01:10:26 Seth
So I'm gonna give a shout out.
01:10:27 Seth
To the Chesapeake Podcast network, or CPM for short.
01:10:32 Seth
They actually made us a a featured podcast on their website.
01:10:32 Seth
OK.
01:10:38 Seth
So Chesapeake podcast network.
01:10:40 Seth
It is a website and a Facebook that you can go to and then.
01:10:44 Seth
If if you're looking for local.
01:10:47 Seth
In the DMV area, local podcasts that you want to check out, then you go that website, so it's a source to see who was all out there and they actually put.
01:10:55 Seth
It's on the front page as a featured podcast, so big up to the Chesapeake podcast network.
01:11:00 Seth
Appreciate y'all.
01:11:01 Seth
I really do.
01:11:02 Colleen
Yes, thank you very much.
01:11:04 Seth
What about you guys shut up?
01:11:05 Colleen
I have one shout out.
01:11:07 Colleen
I'm shouting out Stevie Wonder just to bring everything full circle today.
01:11:14
For his very.
01:11:15 Colleen
Superstitious because you know what he gave the best advice when it comes down to all of this.
01:11:17 Colleen
This is.
01:11:23 Seth
OK.
01:11:23
When you believe.
01:11:25 Colleen
In the things that you don't understand, then we suffer.
01:11:30 Colleen
Superstition and the way.
01:11:32 Seth
There you go girl you're right now I wonder what he would say about the farts in the gym.
01:11:38 Colleen
He'd say.
01:11:39
When you believe.
01:11:43 Colleen
We say wash your face and hands.
01:11:49 Seth
Nasty *****.
01:11:53 Seth
Well show dirty jaws.
01:11:58 Seth
All right, so that brings us to the end of our podcast, so you know we have to do at the end of our podcast, every single time, babe.
01:12:05 Seth
Bring us home.
01:12:06 Colleen
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01:12:09 Colleen
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01:12:13 Colleen
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01:12:21 Colleen
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01:12:25 Colleen
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01:12:28 Colleen
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01:12:30 Colleen
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01:12:38 Seth
I think that Balmer can see.
01:12:40 Seth
He's just he's just fun.
01:12:42 Seth
The whole time, it's just just the whole front.
01:12:44 Seth
He's just really trying to get into the music industry.
01:12:46 Seth
He said, you know, I just got out.
01:12:47 Seth
Just gotta commit to this.
01:12:49 Seth
The rest of my life.
01:12:50
Is terrible.
01:12:53 Seth
Oh man, I mean, he already committed to those those dreads for way longer than he needs to.
01:12:57 Colleen
That's true, yeah, they they start in the back of the like the hospital Ridge at this point.
01:12:58 Seth
Be he done committed those things.
01:13:03
Right?
01:13:05 Seth
He made Coolio look like like buckwheat.
01:13:11 Seth
How daddy?
01:13:11 Seth
Right?
01:13:12 Seth
What I'm saying, 'cause Coolio been trying to hold on to those those two little dookie braids in the front of his stuff for about about 20 years.
01:13:19 Seth
Too goodnight and Stevie.
01:13:21 Seth
He got his dread start in the back of his neck.
01:13:25 Colleen
But we love him, he's amazing.
01:13:27 Seth
We love him too.
01:13:28 Seth
I know whether I don't care if he can see or not.
01:13:30 Seth
I mean it's whatever man.
01:13:31 Seth
Still puts out good music.
01:13:33 Seth
Very superstitious.
01:13:37 Seth
I'll play that song now, right right behind.
01:13:39 Colleen
Do it.
01:13:41 Colleen
How way the hell?
01:13:45 Seth
So anyway, all right, let's go home.
01:13:45
All right?
01:13:46 Colleen
Guess what bye bye?
01:13:48 Seth
Bye bye.
01:13:52 Seth
All right, so another podcast is in the.
01:13:54 Seth
Big books in the.
01:13:55 Seth
Books right?
01:13:56 Seth
That was that was relatively harmless.
01:14:07 Colleen
Good job Weiner.
01:14:07 Seth
You're right, yeah, good job, Wiener goja Wiener.
01:14:16 Colleen
Never believe it's not so.
01:14:20 Colleen
That's that.